Parents just dont understand..

Alrrrrright, parentals think I am a lesbian. I am soooooooooo straight, it shouldn't even be questioned. The parents are worried and doubtful. They are doubtful about my sexuality!! Ay mama!

They aren't kidding. My mom's asking me if I have a "special friend" and if they are female or male and I tell her no I don't have a special friend--- she's telling me to find a special male friend now? I can't even believe that, it cracks me up.

She asked me why I didn't have a special friend, well! I'm too busy for special friends! I love that they didn't like it when I had special friends and now that I don't, they're out of their mind worried and doubtful.. This isn't the first time they've doubted my sexuality, but this is the first time they've doubted Julie's! Apparently, Julie must be homosexual too.